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#6041 Badger_Bob

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Posted 08 August 2017 - 12:40 PM

Please no speculating

Don't tell me what to do!!! 


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Posted 08 August 2017 - 02:18 PM

I hope he comes back. I like to call him bung hole kang

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:11 AM

I wish the Succos would stop giving me false hopes.  :(


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:49 AM

Farse hopes?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:19 AM

I wish the Succos would stop giving me false hopes.  :(


yer hopes match yer teeth lol
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#6046 kyl

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:28 AM

Bob's hopes are made of wood!


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:23 PM

Bob's hopes are made of wood!


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#6048 Badger_Bob

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 07:28 PM

Wood eye?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair Lip!


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#6049 kyl

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 12:36 AM

I like that joke, bob.

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 12:48 PM

Did I do it a disservice?


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#6051 kyl

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:13 PM

Yes. :wub:

 

The set-up needs to be at least three paragraphs. 


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 04:55 PM

A young man suffered a devastating injury of having one of his eyes put out when he was a young boy. He grew up normally but was very self aware and shy about his problem. His family having no health insurance had to opt for a wooden eye for a replacement. The boy soon knew ridicule as no other could. He responded to the taunts as best he could. 


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#6053 Badger_Bob

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 05:57 AM

The young man had several close friends who supported him in everything he did and were protective as well. As they grew up together they all had various problems which they overcame, but none so serious as the young man. 

Finally in high school, at the last school dance the young men were standing together when they all decided to ask a group of young ladies to dance. The young man was petrified of being made fun of once more. His friends told him who they were going to ask to dance and who he should ask to dance. 

The young lady he was told, had a similar social issue much like him. She was born with a hairlip, was very self conscience, and nervous as well. His friends went one by one asking the young ladies to dance. Soon it was his turn. 

He walked up to her and asked, "Would you like to dance with me?" 

The young lady replied excitedly, "WOULD I ?!?!". 

He responded, "Hairlip! Hairlip!". And ran away.


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Posted 17 August 2017 - 05:02 PM

I am going to be the game tonight. If anyone else is there I am wearing a black fitted pirates hat and a Clemente jersey, if you see me say hi.

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 05:16 PM

Which inning do you plan on streaking through the outfield?


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Posted 17 August 2017 - 10:48 PM

dlols is a better pitcher than Joaquin Benoit.


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Posted 18 August 2017 - 07:11 AM

Wait until you see him act as catcher.


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Posted 19 August 2017 - 07:23 AM

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